LAB_STATUS: OPERATIONAL
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LAB_ID // CLU-001 · RALEIGH, NC

CLUELESS laboratories

We build internet experiments with a good chance of failure and an even better chance of fun. Holding company. Venture studio. Glorified lab bench.

⚠ EXPERIMENTS
IN
PROGRESS
DO NOT DISTURB
Active experiments
03
and counting
Lab status
NOMINAL
all systems go
Failure rate
?
still figuring it out
Experiment log
04 entries
EXP
001
Twilanswer Live
Modern call routing for businesses that hate phone tag.
telephony SaaS B2B
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EXP
002
PayOnce Live
Lifetime deal marketplace for indie SaaS. Buy once, own forever.
marketplace indie SaaS LTDs
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EXP
003
Tmaxx Incubating
AI-powered habit system for testosterone optimization. Peak performance, no fluff.
AI health habits
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ARCHIVE
PATH
Experiment Graveyard Enter
Visit the archive of sold, shut down, and battle-tested experiments.
archive postmortems historical log
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Lab principles
P.01
Experiments > plans
Ship it, observe, adjust.
P.02
Small teams win
No committees. No decks.
P.03
Boring niches, fun products
Best opportunities hide in ugly markets.
P.04
Clueless on purpose
Beginner's mind beats expert arrogance.